time-relative time-to-read.short-label Study finds 'Sharing McRib with partner' ranked #1 romantic fantasy of 2020 Nashville, TN - A new nation-wide study on relationships finds that "sharing a McRib with my partner" is the #1 romantic fantasy of 2020....
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Finally! Groundbreaking new therapy can reverse hair loss in balding mice Nashville, TN - Scientists at Vanderburg University have finally found a successful therapy to reverse hair loss in balding mice. Lead sc...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Trump extends Cyber Monday sale on pardons through weekend Washington, DC - Great news! President Trump and the White House have extended the 50% off Cyber Monday sale on pardons through the week...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Biden dog placed on Secret Service watchlist after role in president-elect foot injury Wilmington, DE - According to sources, President-elect Biden's dog, Major, has been placed on a Secret Service watchlist after his role i...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Mysterious monolith discovered outside Sunset Restaurant in Lebanon, TN Lebanon, TN - According to reports, a local plumber discovered a mysterious monolith on Monday just outside the Sunset Restaurant in Leba...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Georgia Democrats fully support GOP boycott of voting in January runoff Atlanta, GA - In a rare show of unity, Democrats say they fully support a growing movement by Georgia Republicans to boycott voting in th...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label 2nd mysterious monolith discovered in Utah man's living room Moab, Utah - A Utah man announced on Saturday that he has discovered a 2nd mysterious monolith in the middle of his living room. "I was...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label 'Grogu' tops most popular baby name for 2020 Corvus, KY - According to a new report, "Grogu" is officially the most popular baby name of 2020. Surprisingly, it holds the top spot fo...
time-relative time-to-read.short-label Local military store offering Black Friday Doorbuster on battering rams Nashville, TN - A local Army surplus store is offering an unbelievable Black Friday Doorbuster on all tactical battering rams. One lucky ...
date time-to-read.short-label Utah scientists disappointed to learn mysterious monolith just fancy new Redbox Lockhart Basin, UT - Less than a week after biologists discovered a mysterious monolith in Utah's Red Rock desert, scientists were disapp...
date time-to-read.short-label Creepy uncle who can't crash Thanksgiving sends cardboard cutout Nashville, TN - Jimmy Thompson, better known as Creepy Uncle Jimmy in inner circles, sent a cardboard cutout to his family on Thursday w...
date time-to-read.short-label Trump revokes pardon for turkey after learning bird voted for Biden Washington, DC - According to reports, President Trump revoked his pardon for Corn the turkey on Tuesday just hours after he bestowed the...
date time-to-read.short-label New personal shopper service offering free fights with other customers on Black Friday Nashville, TN - A newly-launched personal shopper service will offer free fights with other customers on Black Friday. Jerry Williams, t...
date time-to-read.short-label BREAKING: Trump campaign releases the Kraken from legal team Washington, DC - According to a statement by the Trump campaign, the president's attorneys have released the Kraken from the legal team. ...
date time-to-read.short-label Nashville family plans to move kids' table outside to meet 8-person Thanksgiving limit Nashville, TN - Moments after Nashville Mayor John Cooper announced an 8-person limit on Thanksgiving gatherings, locals John and Amber H...
Ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend actually pretty cool dude 💙💙💙💙🖤 Posted by ARON23 - I ran into my ex at the movies tonight which was pretty awkward considering I was flying solo. Then this be...
SCAM ALERT: Bass Pro Shop's "Outdoor World" all indoors 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Sherry Connors - Wish I could give it ZERO hearts! Just took the kid's to the new "Outdoor World" at our local mall....
Italian pizaria delivery guy clearly not Italian 💙💙💙🖤🖤 Posted by Paul Giovelli - So I order a large pie to my casa and this blond-headed punk kid shows up wearing skinny jeans and C...
Off-brand coffee woke my ass right up this AM 💙💙💙💙🖤 Posted by Carolyn Mason - I woke up pretty tired after being up all night puking up sushi from last night. We tried a new pla...
Car accident on I-24 not worth the wait 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Larry T. Newman - By the number of cars on the interstate, I was expecting at least a three-car pile up. The radio ...
Grandma's birthday party not as wild as last year 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Doug Pennington - I spent the afternoon at my grandma's house where we surprised her for like the third year in a row...
Study finds 'Sharing McRib with partner' ranked #1 romantic fantasy of 2020 Nashville, TN - A new nation-wide study on relationships finds that "sharing a McRib with my partner" is the #1 romantic fantasy of 2020....
