7 hours ago 1 min Science teacher fears MacKenzie Scott only married him for his wealth of knowledge Seattle, Washington - According to sources, Dan Jewett, the Seattle science teacher who married MacKenzie Scott, has expressed concern th...
a day ago 1 min Oprah security on high alert after senior sniper caught in bushes during Harry, Meghan tell-all Montecito, California - According to sources, Oprah Winfrey's security team is on high alert after a senior citizen with a sniper rifle w...
2 days ago 1 min Pope fulfills lifelong dream to be flight attendant on trip to Baghdad Baghdad, Iraq - According to reports, Pope Francis fulfilled his lifelong dream to be a flight attendant on Friday during his 8-hour trip...
3 days ago 1 min Mischievous GOP hires Gilbert Gottfried to read all 628 pages of COVID bill to Democrats Washington, DC - In an attempt to delay voting on a proposed COVID-19 relief bill, mischievous Senate Republicans hired comedian Gilbert ...
4 days ago 1 min Nationwide call center set up to assist Americans with canceling each other Washington, DC - A nationwide call center opened for business on Thursday to assist Americans with canceling each other. The following is...
5 days ago 1 min Neanderthals outraged after Biden compares them to Governors of Texas, Mississippi Washington, DC - Neanderthals across America are speaking out this afternoon after President Biden compared them to the Governors of Texa...
5 days ago 1 min Walmart associate fears higher wage will raise expectation that he helps customers Nashville, TN - Walmart associate Bill Williams expressed concern this week after the retailer announced it would be raising wages for al...
6 days ago 1 min Pac-man, Ms. Pac-man go off the grid after Potato Head rebranding Nashville, TN - According to reports, Pac-man and Ms. Pac-man are lying low, off the grid after Hasbro decided to rebrand fellow classics...
Mar 1 1 min Man with wife born on leap year glad he only has to remember birthday every 4 years Nashville, TN - James Tillman woke up anxious on Monday, March 1, feeling like he had forgotten something very important the day before. ...
Feb 28 1 min 8 out of 10 Americans report missing lockdowns while paying new price of gas Los Angeles, California - A California woman says she unexpectedly caught herself missing being locked down while she paid to fill her ta...
Feb 27 1 min Breaking: Animatronic Trump from Disney World will also speak at Orlando CPAC Orlando, FL - What could be better than one Trump speech at the Orlando CPAC? Two! According to reports, the animatronic President Trump...
Feb 26 1 min Report: Loudly-crying neighbor either lost best friend or just opened electric bill Nashville, TN - Nashville native Bob Daily was heard crying loudly on Friday morning as he stopped to pick up his mail on his way to work...
Feb 24 1 min Nashville family relocates to spacious 5 BR, 4 BA pothole on I-24 Nashville, TN - A Nashville family is celebrating tonight after relocating to a spacious 5 bedroom, 4 bath pothole on I-24. The family, w...
Feb 23 1 min Trump regretfully informs NY prosecutor all existing tax records were stored in Trump Plaza Atlantic City, NJ - Less than 24 hours after the Supreme Court ruled that former President Trump must turn over his tax records to New Yo...
Feb 22 1 min Ted Cruz spotted selling bottled water to raise money for family trip to Aruba Houston, Texas - Senator Ted Cruz was spotted over the weekend selling bottled water to Texas storm victims to raise money for an upcomin...
Ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend actually pretty cool dude 💙💙💙💙🖤 Posted by ARON23 - I ran into my ex at the movies tonight which was pretty awkward considering I was flying solo. Then this be...
SCAM ALERT: Bass Pro Shop's "Outdoor World" all indoors 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Sherry Connors - Wish I could give it ZERO hearts! Just took the kid's to the new "Outdoor World" at our local mall....
Italian pizaria delivery guy clearly not Italian 💙💙💙🖤🖤 Posted by Paul Giovelli - So I order a large pie to my casa and this blond-headed punk kid shows up wearing skinny jeans and C...
Off-brand coffee woke my ass right up this AM 💙💙💙💙🖤 Posted by Carolyn Mason - I woke up pretty tired after being up all night puking up sushi from last night. We tried a new pla...
Car accident on I-24 not worth the wait 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Larry T. Newman - By the number of cars on the interstate, I was expecting at least a three-car pile up. The radio ...
Grandma's birthday party not as wild as last year 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 Posted by Doug Pennington - I spent the afternoon at my grandma's house where we surprised her for like the third year in a row...
Science teacher fears MacKenzie Scott only married him for his wealth of knowledge Seattle, Washington - According to sources, Dan Jewett, the Seattle science teacher who married MacKenzie Scott, has expressed concern th...
