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After 4 weeks of sitting at home, man still sees no flattening of curve



Nashville, TN - Nashville native Chuck Wright says after four weeks of sitting at home, he still sees no flattening of curve.


"If anything, I think my curve has grown," Wright told reporters. "Is this normal?"


The quick answer is YES. According to experts, there is a direct correlation between time spent sitting on the couch and an exponential growth in curve circumference.


Dr. Jeremia Dente from the Center for Curvature Research says, "For many, they will not be able to flatten their curve until the world flattens its curve. Mr. Wright certainly fits this description."


Dr. Dente's advice for Mr. Wright was to "relax, be kind to yourself during this stressful time, and consider cutting back on the HoHo's."



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