Nashville, TN - Just hours after Nashville denied 32 permits to add more party buses to downtown Music City, one pedal tavern company announced that they will simply be expanding their existing taverns.
"While we disagree with the transportation board, we will abide by the ruling," said one pedal tavern owner. "We will not be adding new trolleys, BUT we will be expanding our existing fleet. We are excited to introduce our new Nashville Pedal Limos."
Based on renderings, the new pedal limo will be five times as long as a traditional tavern and comfortably seat 60 intoxicated passengers.
Nashville Pedal Limos are expected to debut in mid-September and the company is currently accepting reservations.
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