Nashville, TN - A local Amazon fulfillment center announced an exciting new raffle on Monday, offering an assortment of prizes for exceeding productivity standards.
According to reports, employees who exceed their hourly shipping quota will be entered to win prizes ranging from a keychain to the grand prize of one extra bathroom break for any week of their choice.
"This is just our way of showing you how much we appreciate you," read a memo. "Good luck, everyone, and thank you for helping make Amazon a trillion-dollar company!"
Documents show that productivity rose nearly 20% within the first two days of the contest, leading company leaders to consider other promotions.
Sources say they may institute a second raffle for an extra two minutes of unpaid lunchtime.
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