Nashville, TN - A representative for the American Association of Porch Pirates released a statement on Tuesday to remind the nation to take advantage of Day 2 of Amazon Prime Day.
"We are counting on all Americans to do their part and buy cool stuff this Prime Day. We are in this together," wrote the spokesperson.
He went on to remind shoppers that Prime Day continues through Tuesday and encouraged buyers to select one or two-day shipping when available.
"Our members overwhelmingly prefer weekday deliveries to avoid confrontation and weekend traffic, so please select items that can arrive by Friday at 5:00 p.m. whenever possible."
According to the AAPP release, the five most highly sought-after items include:
40" Smart TV
Fast & Furious Blu-Ray Box Set
Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
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