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Bill Belichick wows on runway ahead of Panthers game


Charlotte, NC - New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick wowed on a Charlotte runway ahead of the Patriots vs. Panthers game on Sunday.


According to sources, Belichick has quietly expressed interest in pursing a modeling career after he retires from the NFL. Many are speculating his strut down the catwalk is his way of testing the waters.


"If the audience's reaction is any indication, he's got a hella career ahead of him," said one fashion designer attending the show.


An NFL Fashions representative reports that sales of Patriot's sweatshirts skyrocketed 800% in the moments following Belichick's walk. Online searches for "navy blue sweatpants" are also trending.



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