Washington, DC - Along with a diplomatic boycott, President Biden announced on Monday that he will not participate in the Beijing Winter Olympics.
While Biden has not had much time to train since he took office, many still expected that he would at least compete in the snowboarding events. The news came as a shock to fans.
Biden told reporters, "Come on, man. I can't go over there and shred the gnar when we have problems here at home. I need to set the example."
Bernie Sanders also announced he will not be competing.
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