Nashville, TN - Ellen Smith and Chad Herman had only been dating for a couple of weeks when she invited him over to meet her two cats, Chester and Milton. After less than an hour, the three were already bonding.
"I mean, they are really getting attached to him," Ellen told reporters. "Usually, they scare my boyfriends away, but he already looks inseparable from them."
After several hours of hanging around, the cats finally grew bored and headed to the kitchen for dinner. Chad quickly said goodnight and promised to call Ellen in the morning.
We reached out to Chad for comment, but he was seeking medical treatment at a local hospital.
It is still unclear if he has called Ellen.
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