Washington, DC - According to legal documents, the turkey that President Trump plans to pardon on Thanksgiving is coincidentally also named Donald J. Trump.
An anonymous Trump legal team member told reporters, "The president is really going all out this year. Normally, we just mock up a fake certificate, but this year he wants an official full pardon that would hold up in the toughest court."
Insiders say President Trump insisted on 100% authenticity and requested that the team also draws up a pre-emptive pardon to cover the turkey for any future predicaments.
In addition, the president asked for pardons for several other turkey's named Ivanka and Don Jr. and Eric, but said attorneys could drop Eric if it was too to ask.
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