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Confused Robert F. Kennedy supporter protests release of Duran Duran

San Diego, CA - According to reports, a confused Robert F. Kennedy supporter has been standing outside a San Diego correctional facility for days protesting the release of 80's new wave band Duran Duran.

Charles Hammond IV told reporters, "We can not release Duran Duran. Not now, not ever."

When prison staff tried to explain to Hammond that Sirhan Sirhan was the actual assassin, he refused to acknowledge his mistake.

"I have been studying the Kennedy family all my life, so I think I should know who shot RFK. Google it."

Hammond says he plans to remain outside the prison until the California Governor decides Duran Duran's fate.

In related news, Duran Duran's new album Future Past is coming this fall. The release date is October 22.

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