San Francisco, CA - According to reports, Elon Musk has vowed to replace all Twitter bots with Tesla bots if he assumes control of the company.
"Musk is committed to a new Twitter with more free speech and fewer fake accounts, said a source familiar with the situation. "Who better to weed out Twitter bots than Tesla bots?"
Insiders believe the Space X CEO would also likely replace the board and all Twitter employees with Tesla bots if his $43 billion offer is accepted.
Security watchdogs say A.I. running one of the world's most influential communication platforms is a grave mistake, but the company insists it is completely safe.
"Tesla bots operate with the same advanced A.I. technology as our self-driving cars, so what could possibly go wrong?" said a spokesperson.
Musk did not respond to our request for comment.
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