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Ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend actually pretty cool dude

Updated: Apr 8, 2019

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ–ค Posted by ARON23 -

I ran into my ex at the movies tonight which was pretty awkward considering I was flying solo. Then this bearded dork walks up wearing skinny jeans and she introduces him as her boyfriend, Jeremiah. Jeremiah? Really? I thought he was a total loser. To make matters worse, I ended up having to sit right next to him because it was the only seat left. It was weird watching him making out with Tina, but I think she was just trying to make me jealous. When the trailers started, I noticed he was getting excited about the same previews as me. Then during the movie, we started laughing at all the same parts...sometimes, no one else was even laughing. At the end of this big fight scene, he even gave me a high five. It was crazy! I have to admit he seems like a pretty cool dude except for the sleeping with my ex part. He just sent me a friend request as I was writing this. Looks like he's into bikes, too. I think I'm going to accept it just to piss off Tina.

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