Nashville, TN - John Donnely's Facebook friends are calling him out on Sunday after the Nashville native posted a photo of himself at the beach with a clearly photoshopped mustache.
"Dude, I just saw you two days ago and you were clean-shaven," wrote one friend.
Another wrote, "Nice try, but your mustache is obviously darker than your stubble. You failed, bro!"
It is unclear why Donnely felt the need to alter the image when he otherwise appears impressively fit and beach-ready.
A college friend agreed, writing, "Drop the mustache, John, you look perfect as you really are."
Inquisitor Nashville reached out to Donnely for a response, but he declined to comment other than insisting the image is 100% unmanipulated.
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