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Historians question accuracy of new biopic depicting Elvis as part-elf


Hollywood, CA - Elvis may have left the building, but he will be heading back to theaters this summer with a new biopic starring Austin Butler and Tom Hanks.


However, historians are questioning the film's accuracy as it will reportedly explore Elvis' elven roots.


Historian Roman Elrond told reporters, "There are no historical records, either in the U.S. or Middle Earth, that suggest elven ancestry. Put frankly, there is zero evidence Elvis was an elf. So, I'm surprised by the studio's creative choices."


Elrond said we can add this rumor to the long list of Elvis conspiracy theories, including he is still alive and working at Burger King.


Inquisitor Nashville reached out to Burger King headquarters and confirmed there has not been an Elvis Presley on the company payroll since March 2020.




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