Scotland - According to reports, students at Hogwarts School held a bonfire on Wednesday night to burn books by a Nashville-area pastor.
School officials say the event had a record turnout and attracted members from each house.
A student reportedly told the crowd, "Tonight, all four houses put aside our differences to rid our school of books by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
Sources say only one book was actually burned at the event because of a lack of copies on campus. Instead, students drank butterbeer and played a night game of Quidditch.
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