New Brunswick, NJ - Johnson & Johnson announced on Friday that the manufacturer will be splitting into two companies: Johnson & Johnson.
"From this day forward, Johnson & Johnson will become Johnson & Johnson," said company spokesperson John Johnson.
In related news, rumors suggest that one of the Johnson & Johnson companies, Johnson, plans to merge with Johnsonville Brats, creating a food division, Johnson & Johnsonville Brats.
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