Nashville, TN - According to sources, Nashville trash services is thinking about picking up some garbage sometime next week.
"We don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but there have been some initial discussions around picking up some trash sometime next week," said an anonymous waste management representative.
The development comes as Nashvillians grow increasingly frustrated over delays and excuses around trash pickup. Angry customers have flooded the waste management office with complaints while others have turned to social media to express their disapproval.
"This is a bunch of garbage." said one man. "Pick up our trash."
Another angry resident wrote on the waste management Facebook page, "I'm sick of all you're excuses. They're rubbish."
Still, others remain hopeful that trash pickups will resume and they can reclaim their front yards and driveways.
"It would be nice to see my garden one more time before winter hits," said one woman. "I'm trying to stay optimistic."
In the meantime, trash collection experts suggest Nashville residents rent an industrial dumpster to hold their excess garbage or relocate their trash to a neighbor's yard in the middle of the night.
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