Nashville, TN - A local efficiency expert is going viral over his unique method of potty-training his new puppy and toddler at the same time.
"It just makes sense," says Joe West. "They get to bond, and I have more time to accomplish other things."
Internet reactions have been mixed, ranging from commenters threatening to call child and/or animal services to people asking him to write a step-by-step book.
One dad wrote, "We're getting a new puppy for my son for Christmas. Do you consult? I'm willing to pay you big time."
West did not respond to our request for comment, but a source close to him says he has been contacted by both a national publisher and protective services.
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