Nashville, TN - Nashville native Allen Wiffle woke up on Wednesday exhausted from weeks of worrying about COVID-19 and the devastating effects it has had on America and the world at large.
"I just needed a break," Wiffle told reporters. "I wanted to take my mind off the coronavirus."
Wiffle decided to focus his anxiety on his excessively high cholesterol level and the toll it is taking on his body.
According to sources, Wiffle spent the morning on WebMD researching the dire health risks associated with his condition and the diseases that could result.
"It's been a nice change of pace," said Wiffle. "I feel refreshed for the first time in months."
Wiffle says he plans to resume his constant worry about COVID-19 on Thursday morning.
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