Nashville, TN - According to reports, a Nashville pastor who handily tackled a gunman inside a local church is being scouted by the Tennessee Titans.
A spokesperson for the club said, "This man is a hero. And after watching that takedown, I think we can all agree, he's a future Hall of Famer. We need him on defense, and we're ready to make an offer."
It is unclear if the pastor will sign, considering most games and church services occur on Sundays, but sources say he's not ruling it out.
"He's thinking about it. He's praying about it," said a friend. "Who knows? All things are possible, right?"
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