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Local procrastinator determined to cram year's worth of exercise into next 12 hours

Nashville, TN - Joe Holland is a man on a mission. With the sun setting on 2020, the 46-year-old self-proclaimed procrastinator is determined to cram a year's worth of exercise into the next 12 hours.

"I committed to working out three times a week but just got sidetracked with everything else going on," said Holland. "But, I'm a man of my word. So, I'm going to do it all today."

Holland, who gets off work at 5:30 p.m., plans to run a few errands, make dinner, then hit his home gym.

Holland told reporters, "It's going to be close, but I think if I quadruple my speed and push really hard, I'll have just enough time to knock it out."

Family and friends say they are extremely concerned about Holland since he hasn't exercised even once since January 1. A veterinarian friend agreed to be on stand-by in the event of an emergency.

This is a developing story.

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