Nashville, TN - A local wife is in custody after her husband was found Mariah Carey'd to death just days before Christmas.
Eyewitnesses say that they have heard "All I Want for Christmas is You" playing on a loop daily since the second week in November. Police were called multiple times but could not identify a crime at the time.
One neighbor told reporters, "I've been worried about Jim for weeks. He was such a nice man. He didn't deserve to go like this."
According to investigators, the victim was found on the living room floor just inches away from a pair of earplugs. Evidence suggests that he was not only subjected to continuously listening to Carey's entire catalog of Christmas classics, he was also forced to watch a 2017 animated feature based on Carey's hit song.
Lead detective John Barnette said the crime scene was one of the worst he's ever encountered.
Barnette told reporters, "I've been to thousands of crime scenes in my 30 years on the force, but I've never heard anything like this. It makes me seriously consider retirement."
The suspect is currently being held without bail due to the seriousness of her crime.
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