Paris, France - Louis Vuitton's announcement of a new line of designer dog poo bags was met with wild applause on Friday by elite pet owners around the world.
A spokesperson for the company said, "It is with great pleasure that I introduce our exclusive line of luxury poo bags. We are excited to bring our legendary class and sophistication to your pet's most intimate moments."
According to reports, Louis Vuitton's website traffic jumped 90% moments after the announcement, and over a million bags were pre-ordered in the first ten minutes. A waitlist is currently available as the company ramps up production to meet demand.
The high-end disposable poo bags will retail for $500 each or $6,000 for a 12-pack.
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