Nashville, TN - Mall-based cinemas across the nation are expecting record crowds this weekend as Spider-Man: No Way Home hits theaters.
In an effort to protect moviegoers, mall security teams across the country are deploying their elite undercover units.
A local mall security expert told reporters, "Our covert officers are highly-trained to blend seamlessly with their surroundings. Moviegoers won't notice them, but we hope they take comfort in knowing our invisible task force is there keeping them safe."
Spider-Man: No Way Home opens today.
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