Las Cruces, NM - What was supposed to be a quick trip to the store for eggs and Cheez-Its turned into quite an ordeal on Thursday when a New Mexico man returned to his car to find 15,000 bees and Beyoncé in his back seat.
"I'm not sure how they got in there," said the unidentified man. "I was only in the store for like 10 minutes."
The man continued by saying he doesn't like bees, but is a huge fan of Queen Bey and her music.
"I know all the words to Single Ladies. I even know the dance," said the man with his left hand in the air.
A local beekeeper and Jay-Z were called to remove the unexpected visitors from the vehicle so the driver could return home. No injuries were reported.
Queen Bey did not return our requests for comment.
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