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Man who can't believe masks prevent COVID excited to try horse dewormer


Nashville, TN - A local man who can't bring himself to believe that masks help prevent the spread of COVID-19 says he's excited to try horse dewormer to protect him from catching the disease.


"I read about it on a message board, so I know it's true," said Billy Tucker. "Also, my buddy has been using it for weeks and he ain't caught nothing."


On Saturday, health officials released a statement warning, "You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Animal drugs are highly concentrated for large animals and can be highly toxic in humans."


When asked about the alert, Tucker told reporters, "You think I don't know I'm not a horse? Do I look like some jackass? But I also know they don't want me to take it because it's cheap and it works. It's all about greed and control."


We caught up with Tucker hours after he administered his first dose of the paste. He said he was feeling great.


When our reporter asked him if he had any issues taking the oral medicine, he responded, "Wait. You take it orally?



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