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Matrix 4 Rumor: Older, more conservative Neo refuses to take either pill

Los Angeles, CA - According to a new Matrix: Resurrections leak, Keanu Reeves will return as an older, more conservative Neo who refuses to take either pill mandated by Morpheus.

A description of the pivotal scene was posted online, then quickly taken down by the studio. At this point, it is just a rumor, but here is the leaked synopsis with dialogue:

In an echo from the first Matrix film, Trinity escorts Neo through a mirror to a secure location to meet Morpheus. They discuss the Matrix. Then, Morpheus holds out his palms. In one hand is a blue pill. In the other is a red.
Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Neo: Umm. I don't really want to take either pill.
Morpheus: But you have to. The Oracle has foreseen it.
Neo: Well, what are the side effects?
Morpheus: I don't know. Just take one.
Neo: Does it even have FDA approval?
Morpheus: Sure. Yes. Just choose.
Neo: Full approval or just emergency use?
Morpheus: Neo, just pick a pill. Please.
Neo: What about the testing? Was it rushed? What are the long-term effects? How do you know it even works?
Morpheus: Ok, we're done here. He's not the one.
Morpheus and his entourage leave through the mirror.
Neo: Hey, can someone give me a ride home? I need to get ready for work.

Neither Keanu Reeves nor the studio responded to our requests for comment.

Matrix: Resurrections will be released on December 22.

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