San Francisco, CA - According to reports, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell retaliated against Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey on Tuesday night by breaking into his bay area home and stealing all his pillows.
The bold move comes after the pillow salesman was banned from Twitter for violating the platform's Civic Integrity Policy.
Lindell alluded to the crime on Tuesday afternoon, posting on Myspace, "No tweety-tweety, then no sleepy-sleepy. How do you like them apples, Jack?"
San Francisco authorities are currently looking for Lindell for questioning. He was last spotted boarding a plane to Palm Beach, Florida.
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