Washington, D.C. - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling for a "full and comprehensive" investigation into a San Francisco hair salon that let her come inside for prohibited services while not wearing a mask.
According to a spokesperson, "Nancy was feeling a little knotty and needed an emergency wash and blow-out. She had no idea she was breaking a mask mandate that she has publicly supported in the state she represents."
The spokesperson went on to assure Americans that the Speaker always wears a mask and complies with local COVID requirements while on camera. She just didn't see it.
Pelosi is expected to ask Congress to investigate the salon for any ties it might have to President Trump or Russia.
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