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Nashville authorities fear turf war after rival gang of naked statues spotted near Musica

Nashville, TN - According to reports, the Nashville Art Authority fears a turf war may be brewing as a rival gang of naked statues was spotted near the Musica's territory on Music Row.

Agent Bill Pillsbury says there is no immediate reason for concern but asks Nashvillians to avoid the popular round-about until the investigation is complete.

"We are hoping it's nothing. This is not the first time that a rival gang has been reported on Musica's turf. We hope that they are just passing through," said Pillsbury.

While Musicans are known for being welcoming to others, they are also fiercely protective of their block. Authorities say the gang will vigorously defend their turf if they feel threatened.

This is a developing story.

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