Washington, DC - Over the last few weeks, mysterious monoliths have been popping up around the world, so it was just a matter of time before the nation's capital received its own unexplained object.
Nashville native Joe Gammuchi says he discovered the object while visiting the National Mall on Sunday.
"I just looked up and there it was," said Gammuchi, who reported his findings to local authorities.
According to sources, the structure is 555-feet high, making it the largest monolith yet to be discovered.
Gammuchi says he doesn't want a reward for his find, but he would love to tour the object if the NSA or FBI ever allow visitors.
"Who knows, maybe they'll call it the Gammuchi Monument," said the Tennessee man.
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