Nashville, TN - According to sources, the Nashville Predators have already cut Bernie Sanders from their roster after he failed to perform in his role as goalie during his first practice with the team.
"He just sat there," said one player. "Even after taking a few direct hits, he didn't budge."
While teammates were initially excited to have the lawmaker on the team, his lack of enthusiasm was evident the moment he asked a janitor to bring him a folding chair.
A spokesperson for the team told reporters, "I think he needs to stick to being a Senator."
It is unclear if he meant a Senator in the U.S. Government or the Ottawa Senators hockey team.
This is a developing story.
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