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Nashville welcomes first food baby of 2020 at 12:01 AM

Nashville, TN - Nashville welcomed its first food baby of the new decade at 12:01 a.m. on January 1, 2020. It weighed 3 pounds, 4 ounces, and was 48 inches in circumference.

According to sources, Jason Nolan arrived late to a friend's party around 11:45 p.m. after working a 10-hour shift without a lunch break. Nolan reportedly hit the nacho bar before downing a few slices of pizza and chugging a beer just in time for the midnight countdown. At 12:01 a.m., Nolan realized he had birthed the first food belly of the new decade.

Witnesses say Nolan started jumping up and down and asking for someone to take a picture to document the happy occasion. "Jason was so proud," one friend told reporters, "It couldn't have happened to a better person. I'm so grateful that I was there to share this special moment."

The anonymous friend says she submitted the photos and story to every news outlet in Nashville before reaching out to The Inquisitor for the exclusive.

At the time of this publishing, Nolan and the food baby were resting comfortably at home. Neither were available for comment.

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