Nashville, TN - According to reports, cardinals across the nation are celebrating a big 38-13 victory over the Tennessee Titans.
A spokesperson told reporters, "We are ecstatic to get such a big win so early in the season. Thank the Lord."
In Nashville, nearly a hundred cardinals gathered at a local sports chapel to watch the game and cheer on both teams.
"I was really torn on who to root for, but I trust the Lord's will was done. I'll be praying for the Titans," said one cardinal.
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