Bowling Green, KY - GM officially unveiled the 2020 Corvette Stingray this week to remind average Americans that they drive a Honda Civic.
The new C8 will feature a revolutionary mid-engine design and start at less than $60,000, just $52,000 more than you paid for your used Toyota.
Along with Mulan leather seats, the new sports car will feature a ten-speaker Bose audio system to emphasize the cassette player in your Ford Escort.
Auto buyers can also customize their interior. Six vibrant color schemes are available to draw your attention to the turd brown interior of your Nissan Sentra.
The automaker will release additional information closer to launch, but wanted to remind potential buyers in advance that you will most likely not be able to afford one.