Hollywood, CA - According to STAR WARS insiders, The Book of Boba Fett Episode 5 will introduce long-rumored Girl Scout Wookies into the canon.
A leaked script describes the scene as follows (SPOILER ALERT):
During an intense war planning meeting at Jabba's former lair, two Girl Scout Wookies will knock on the door. They are given an audience with Boba in the throne room, and they ask the famed bounty hunter to buy some cookies.
The leak does not reveal whether Fett purchases a box or sends them away.
At this point, it is only a rumor, but Episode 5 will be released on Thursday, January 26.
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