Memphis, TN - Months after a fissure in a Memphis bridge caused road closures and delays, a newly discovered mustache suggests the crack is from the 70s.
"Based on the style and dimensions, we now believe this crack has been there for decades," said a city official.
While officials say the bridge still needs some attention to bring it up to date, there is far less concern about the structural integrity of the poplar overpass.
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