Atlanta, GA - Over the last few weeks, millions of Americans have confused Ben Roethlisberger with Brad Raffensperger, and vice versa. The mix-up has led many to believe they are the same person.
After extensive research, The Inquisitor can now confirm they are not the same person. Here's the proof.
They were born on different days and years.
Ben Roethlisberger was born on March 2, 1982, and is 38.
Brad Raffensperger was born on May 18, 1955, and is 65.
They have different names.
Ben Roethlisberger's name is Ben Roethlisberger.
Brad Raffensperger's name is Brad Raffensperger.
They look completely different.
A side by side photo comparison will show they are not identical.
Ben Roethlisberger is 6′ 5″, 241 lbs., and has brown hair.
Brad Raffensperger is tall but thinner and has grey hair. He often wears glasses.
They have different jobs.
Ben Roethlisberger is the quarterback for the Pittsburg Steelers.
Brad Raffensperger is the Georgia Secretary of State.
They have been seen in different places at the same time.
While Ben Roethlisberger was seen playing in Cleveland on Sunday, Brad Raffensperger was giving a live interview at the same time in Atlanta.
The Inquisitor has requested DNA samples from both individuals for definitive analysis, but our calls have not been returned.
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