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Hot Dog Rights Group mourns loss of 76 wieners at annual eating contest



Brooklyn, NY - A national hot dog rights group is mourning the loss of 76 wieners at Nathan's Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest. 14-time champion Joey Chestnut took down all 76 franks in 10 minutes. Countless other were slain by competitors.


A representative for the activist group told reporters, "It's a sad day. These were innocent wieners who did nothing wrong. These Hunger Games need to end."


Witnesses say several franks tried to make a break for it but were devoured within seconds.


Chestnut denied our request for comment.





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