Nashville, TN - Family Dollar announced on Saturday that all customers will now receive a free rodent with every purchase.
"In a time of inflation, where you often pay more for less, we are excited to offer our customers a little something extra for free," said a spokesperson.
The representative added that the free rodent offer was only for a limited time while supplies last but did not give an end date.
An employee at the distribution center told reporters he expects it will continue at least through 2024 based on the current inventory.
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