New York, NY - Summer may be winding down, but things are heating up at OkCupid as the dating company introduces its new, most alluring mascot ever, Chuck the Cherub.
A spokesperson told reporters, "We believe Chuck will become a timeless icon for our brand. He's sexy but relatable. Exotic but approachable. He's the perfect representation of the people you will meet on our dating app."
Before becoming an icon, sources say Chuck was an OkCupid customer. He was discovered when an administrative assistant at the company saw his profile and brought it to an executive's attention.
"I knew immediately that Chuck could take our brand to the next level," said the executive. "And the best part, ladies...he's still single and an active member."
Chuck the Cherub was not available for comment at the time of this posting.
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