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Patriots owner Robert Kraft celebrates end of solicitation case with trip to day spa

Jupiter, FL - New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft celebrated the likely end of the solicitation case against him with a trip to the day spa.

A spokesperson for Kraft told reporters outside the Orchids of Asia Day Spa, "Mr. Kraft has been under an undue amount of stress because of these unfounded allegations and he is enjoying a well-deserved massage."

Charges are likely to be dropped against Kraft after Florida prosecutors said they wouldn’t challenge a court ruling blocking video that could incriminate Kraft of solicitation.

"Mr. Kraft ranks this legal victory up there with any Super Bowl win. We're even getting him a trophy," said the spokesperson.

Kraft declined to comment on his way out of the spa but seemed to enjoy his services.

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