Nashville, TN - Earlier this week, Pentagon officials confirmed the authenticity of a video showing a glowing triangular UFO in the night sky. Jus hours ago, the Pentagon released a second statement.
"After reviewing an enhanced video and other supporting evidence, we now firmly believe the UAPs mean us no harm and are simply trying to contact us regarding our extended car warranties," said the Pentagon official.
He went on to point out an advertisement banner following the aircraft in the enhanced footage. The sign simply reads, "We want to probe you about your extended car warranty."
The official did not take questions or say where to call if you are interested in extending your warranty.
This is a developing story.
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