Chaska, MN - According to reports, pillows across the U.S. are distancing themselves from the My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell, after he spent weeks promoting baseless claims of voter fraud that led to the storming of the Capitol.
In one example, witnesses at the Chaska, Minnesota My Pillow factory say newly-made pillows are going to great lengths to avoid Lindell as he walks around the plant trying to hug them.
"It's really sad," said one unnamed employee. "When he walks by, they hide under workbenches, desks...wherever they can go to get away from him."
Sources say things are no better at home for Lindell. Reports suggest that even his personal pillows have left him and are now staying with family friends.
Similar stories are being reported throughout the U.S. as pillows try to disassociate themselves from the avid Trump supporter.
We reached out to Lindell for comment, but he has not returned our calls.
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