London, England - Recent photographs show that Queen Elizabeth has begun the 30-day process of hanging the royal Christmas lights at Buckingham Palace and her Windsor Estate.
The annual process, which usually begins around November 1st, is getting a late start this year.
An anonymous source told reporters, "In truth, Her Royal Highness has been procrastinating a bit but is confident she can make up for lost time and have the royal lights up on schedule."
It is estimated that Her Majesty will hang over three million lights.
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