Washington, DC - As the January 6 electoral college vote certification fast approaches, reports suggest that Vice President Pence's debate fly is planning to disrupt the proceedings.
According to sources, the fly attended a closed-door meeting with Missouri Senator Josh Hawley and Texas Representative Louie Gohmert on how the arthropod can use its vast influence to overturn the election results.
The last ditch effort comes just hours after a federal court dismissed a case attempting to give Vice President Pence sole discretion in choosing which set of electors' votes will be certified.
One political analyst told reporters, "There is still little chance that they can change the outcome of the election, but I admit, they are creating a lot of buzz."
This is a developing story.
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