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Role of Locust in 2020 production of Revelation will now be played by giant 'Murder Hornet'



G.O.D. Productions has announced that the role of Locust in the 2020 live production of Revelation will now be played by giant 'Murder Hornet.'


The New York Times reported that the two-inch-long aggressive insect was spotted in the U.S. for the first time in recent weeks. Its size and timely arrival to America make it the perfect stand-in for the Locusts featured in the script of Revelation 9.


Director, Gabriel Hornsman V, told journalists, "We were working on getting the Locusts here when we heard that the deadly hornets were already in Washington State. With our reduced budget and expedited schedule due to the corona plague, we are moving forward with the Murder Hornet."


Hornsman went on to say they are now sourcing 200 million horses for the next scene of the worldwide production.


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