Nashville, TN - According to reports, a local safety inspector has rated Tennessee fair rides 8% safer than last year.
"The fair safety committee has really moved the needle in 2022," said the inspector. "This year's rides are more safe-ish than ever."
The inspector did not offer a cumulative safety score for the rides.
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