Los Angeles, CA - Fox News announced on Monday that Sidney Powell will act as chief meteorologist for its new weather channel.
"We can think of no patriot that Americans can trust more than Sidney Powell for their weather needs, and we are excited to have her leading this team," said a spokesperson.
Insiders say Powell is trying to recruit Lin Wood as the daytime personality and Rudy Giuliani for evening forecasts. Neither has been confirmed.
Powell was not available for comment, but a representative told reporters, "Sidney is excited about this new adventure and ready to get Kraken."
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