Nashville, TN - According to reports, Nashville's beloved Soccer Moses may have some extra help shepherding the fans on Sunday at Nashville SC's Geodis Park opener.
Sources tell Inquisitor Nashville that "Soccer Jesus" plans to make his debut appearance at the team's first game in their new home.
"Soccer Jesus is coming," said one insider. "And it's going to be epic."
While some are trying to paint the appearance as the start of a biblical competition, Soccer Moses assured reporters that everyone is welcome.
"There is no rivalry. And it's not a competition. We are on the same team, rooting for the same team," said Soccer Moses. "But, technically, I was first."
Soccer Jesus did not respond to our requests for comment.
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